My blog has been nagging the living the shit out of me for a while now. I can barely go two months without moving furniture around, yet my blog has been exactly the same since I started it. She was a hot mess. There are 252 posts on here, none of which you could find because there were no proper menus, tags, or navigation. So I got this idea to update my blog. It would be fun! So easy, just pick a new theme! Hooray!
Well, after performing 24 hours of surgery on her, recreating categories (boob job) and then re-categorizing every post (tummy tuck), and then adding a featured image to every post (facelift) and building new menus (hair extensions) here’s what I’ve got. A blog with a complete makeover.
This new site is awesome. One of the easiest and coolest features is that you can scroll down infinitely through all 226 posts, each with a photo and a lead it. Just click on “Home” in the top menu. This way, if you were stuck in bed for a week with nothing better to do, you could start at the beginning and read every post ever written in order. Go ahead, I dare you.
Another vast improvement is the drop down menus on the top navigation. Imagine taking every junk drawer and closet in your house and throwing it all into a pile, then trying to organize it in a way that if you asked a total stranger to find you a light bulb, they would have absolutely no problem doing so. That’s right, I would like a gold star and a GOOD JOB! sticker for my hard work.
So go ahead, scroll around, click on shit. Feel free to give me any feedback, positive or negative. Have a blast, I did it for you. You’re welcome.