I know, Thanksgiving is over so who gives a shit, right. Wrong. You’re about to give a shit.
Our family does not fuck around, we take being ridiculous to a whole new level. Particularly me and my cousin Jake Nodar. I’ve written about him here and here, if you have not yet read these, do yourself a solid before you continue, it will only increase your pleasure.
Have I mentioned my Aunt Cheryl can burp the entire alphabet…in one burp? True. She needs a beer to do it, but it’s amazing. It’s a real holiday treat. This Thanksgiving, Jake and I had a wonderful idea. We decided we would dress in full pilgrim attire, and have costumes for the entire family as well. He also had handy a raw chicken for football, and we love props for a photo shoot, duh.
I could write and write and write about how hilarious our family get together’s are, but instead, I will show you.
You Are Welcome.
Jake’s “costume” was really bothersome, so he stripped down to this lovely/retarded ensemble. The vodka/pumpkin spiced rum was in full effect, but this is Jake’s normal. I can’t wait for Christmas.