That was such a heavy week. So much depth and honesty, pain and recovery, inspiration and hope, on a blog that is predominantly reserved for my magical blend of inappropriate humor, fearless observation, empirical wit, and irreverent sarcasm.
It’s time to get back on track people. Too much of this and before you know it I’ll be jerking off Dr.Phil and linking to Oprah’s book club. Jesus.
I need to get back to the things that really matter, the important issues, like things that I think are totally Redonkadonk. I’ve made a list. You’re welcome.
The word “gal”.
Calvin and Hobbes peeing on things bumper stickers.
Ed Hardy T-shirts.
Straight guys that wear jeans with white stitching.
Mustaches on everyone except Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott.
Shaved forearms on men.
People who say “I don’t know, man!”
Movie trailers that start with “In a world where…”
People who have confederate flags.
Men over 40 who wear their hats backwards.
Women who think it’s still ok to wear scrunchies.
and of course,