I admit it, I have not a clue what the fuck to do with twitter.
I am not twitterate. I’m more of a twidiot or twittard.
People follow me on twitter, I have no idea what that means, other than when I write a blog it shoots out onto their feed. I only did it because it was an option when I set up the blog. So ERIC let me know what a selfish fuck I was to have a whopping 29 followers and to only be following 3. It’s ignorance not selfishness you asshole, btw.
So I guess I’m supposed to follow people, and write or “tweet” stuff, right? Is it just short random quips like “I’m at the grocery store!” or “Ryan Gosling has the hottest body on the face of the earth”? Is it just an abbreviated Facebook? Does it then go out to everyone who follows me? I thought twitter was only for famous people and horny teenagers.
Maybe I am famous because I do have TWENTY NINE followers, well I don’t want to disappoint, so I need some help.
What the fuck is a hashtag? All I know is that it is this: # even that could be wrong. I feel really old and uncool. Like when my Dad couldn’t figure out The Internet and would send me EMAILS addressed like this: http://email@example.com
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Please school me peeps, I need to be one of the cool kids, I want to tweet and twitter and hashtag the fuck out of my 29 followers.