This is going to be short and sweet, like a micro-penis dipped in powdered sugar.
I have never even looked at a dating site before, so in the name of research and piqued curiosity, I decided I would have a look around the infamous Match.com.
I wasn’t 3 clicks in when I came to this:
Of course I thought to myself, Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Bam! Right out of the gate, I couldn’t believe my good fortune. What are the odds of clicking upon such an obviously VERY WEALTHY single black gentleman such as himself.
I was astounded not only by his exceptional Photshop skills and amazing sense of composition, but at the level of thought and planning that went into this collage. He was intent on getting his message across. To this I say, loud and clear baby, loud and clear. The strategic placement of what looks like a penny on his nose is thought-provoking.
They say a picture paints a thousand words, you’re damn right it does.
What confidence, integrity, and class this eligible gentleman indisputably possesses. And to be so up front about his affluence! Well, all I can say is that kind of honesty and full disclosure is not only incredibly unusual, but refreshing.
Best of luck to you Mister Black Man Head With A Penny On Your Nose Floating Above Piles And Piles Of Money.
I hope you’re still available if I ever decide to hop on the online dating train. I would love to roll around in hundred-dollar bills with you and discuss North Korean politics.