Ok, so there’s this crazy ass French-Canadian bushy eyebrowed blogger named Eric, writing under the pseudonym Le Clown. He is witty, unfiltered, sarcastic, at least mildly brilliant, a self-proclaimed fucktard, and most importantly, a marketing genius.
He started this little competition over a series of days that involves creating thought bubbles for his posted photo, filling in mad libs, and other randomness. He then awards you points in the form of clown noses for the hilarity of your answers. Whoever wins the most points at the end of the contest wins a spot on his coveted blogroll. So basically you just write funny shit, and people can vote for you. In the midst of this little blogosphere party he’s created, he is experiencing record-breaking views on his blog. It is a complete time sponge over there, and it is perfectly suited for my ridiculously competitive and addictive nature.
“Sorry honey, Mommy doesn’t have time to untangle the window shade cord from around your neck because she’s busy writing snarky remarks for a French-Canadian clown who refers to himself in the third person.”
There are like 600 comments on these things and some of the answers are hilfuckingarious. Whoopsies, there went another 4 hours!
You should check his shit out: A Clown On Fire
If you feel like scrolling around for 47 hours and finding my posts, feel free to reply to it and type “LIKE”. Or not, whateves.
And did someone say EXTRA CREDIT?!! Being the fucking overachiever that I am, I am rising to the challenge. Not to mention that it will make my trip to The Maryland State Fair with my kids that much more enjoyable. I will post those pictures later. But here’s a solid start.
The assignment is to use a photo similar to this (basically anything that shamelessly promotes him) and post the link back to our blog on his blog. Again, marketing genius. But I love a good game of tomfoolery.
This was his photo:
And here, my dear readers is the beginning of my journey, entitled:
How A French-Canadian Clown Hijacked My Weekend : Part 1
Stay tuned for part 2 coming this evening, entitled:
How A French-Canadian Clown Hitchhiked His Way Into My State Fair Experience
It’s such a great idea that one day I may have to
copy emulate him.