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Fricasseed Cat Turd with Toothpaste Reduction
Pan fried Elephant Colon. Served on a bed of Scrambled Parasitic Worms, topped with Burnt Hair Confit
Toenail Crusted Ear Wax Medallions. Drizzled with 4 month old Liquefied Cucumber Au Jus
Deodorant Stew with Pearl Onions and Mandarin Orange. Used Dental Floss and Sugar Cube garnish
Garbage Disposal Chili
Gangrenous Foot Sausage with Wood Shavings
Grilled Callus with Dandelion and Fruit Loops
Grandma Crazy’s Slow Cooked 4 Day Sunshine Chicken
Baby Bird Enchilada with Maggot Salsa. Drizzled with Tree Sap Creme Fraiche
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Sounds like a particularly horrifying episode of Bizarre Food.
I would like to make a few just to plate them up for fun.
I was hungry but now I am going to throw up.
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This list so messed up my grocery list! Where/How did you come up with this yummy new foodie eats??? We eat strange things here in ‘bama but this beats all
(PS congrats on being Freshly Pressed)
i couldn’t sleep, that’s the shit that happens mysteriously in my brain.
Why did I just laugh myself to tears at this list?
because it’s disgustingly hilarious.
Genius! I want to make these dishes for the next time I visit my family. I’ve brought durian cookies, 100 year old egg cakes, and things that still have faces. Hoping to bring some isopod juice the next time I go home. Might go well with toothpaste cat turds? I’ll let you know how that works out.
good list dear…thanks for visiting my blog