Mother’s Funeral!
Divorce Papers!
Let’s Just Be Friends!
I’m Not In Love With You Anymore!
White Wine!
Brazilian Waxing!
Pap Smear Results!
Weekly Weigh In!
Pass Me A Tampon!
We Regret To Inform You!
Chemotherapy!
Root Canal!
Visiting Shock Trauma!
Saying Goodbye To Grandpa!
Or, you’re never going to get this shit off your lashes without pulling half of them out.
True dat!
Or, get ready for the huge sty that’s inevitably going to pop out on your eyelid.
YES. I will never use waterproof mascara again because of this issue.
Clever! Congrats on FP!
Thank you!
ha ha ha ha ha! Instant “follow”!
try thirtysixtripledee…
thanks for the follow!
When I was first married, I only wore waterproof mascara-for months. I told my husband, “I don’t have eyes without mascara,” then I removed it with a tub of Vaseline. He looked at me for what seemed like minutes and said, “You’re right.”
I think he got used to the different looks after 25 years! Hahaha!
Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
thanks! i only ever use it for depressing situations or when bracing for impending disaster.
I don’t wear it…so..yeah. I’ll leave.
I don’t get why everyone is so fixated on waterproof mascara. I can’t even get regular mascara to come off!!
But then again, everyone is different.
I probably wouldn’t have lashes anymore if I used waterproof lol!
i know i am sacrificing a clump on each lid when i wear that shit. but my lashes are white blonde so i look like a chemo patient without the stuff.
Ha ha Superb!!
gracias.
So true!!! very cleverly written. Congrats on being freshly pressed.
thank you, glad you enjoyed. i’m like a junkie watching my stats!
Very true!!
HAha this is pretty funny
thanks!
OMG these are good!!!
the possibilities are endless….
Did not expect this from the title but it just works!
Nice! How about … Maybe next time…
or “pink slip”
Or … We hired an internal candidate … I know I shed a lot of tears while searching for a job.
Those are great. I gave up waterproof mascara years ago, losing eyelashes started to annoy me !
Thank you. I know, that shit is the worst, but it’s great for funerals!
Had a LoL, Thanks!
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Your hilarious! If you want long full lashes wear two mascaras at once
I have a post under beauty tips & tricks (long lashes) … Congrats on freshly pressed! Excuse my curiosity but how does one become freshly pressed?
2 mascara’s? ahhhmazing…if i’m not going to be delivering a eulogy that day. FP, no clue, I just got an email saying they had selected that piece and they would put it up within the next 2 days and voila!
Thats Awesome! I’m new on here so Im learning everyday and figured I would ask
~Thanks!
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